don't call my cell (before 9:00pm)

Because when you do, and I'm in the office, you will be speaking to a very different Justin. The ring may just as well be a fucking thousand watt lamp turned on right above my desk. You see, my partners and I are sharing minutes, and thus look with disapproving eyes at any call I don't quickly redirect to the land line. I understand, really I do (I/we pay the bill after all), it's just that sometimes it's hard to tell people calling from, oh I dunno, Europe, "Hey, go ahead hang up and make your long-distance call again to my landline, because it's better for me." Last time I checked a long distance call from Europe wasn't fucking cheap.

Two casualties of this have been Joan and Stacy, who I'm sure thought my body was snatched, and replaced with, well, a bumbling ass.

Even more ridiculous, some people (I will not call names), thought we had to pay additional charges to receive international calls on our cells. I'm sorry guys, but the logic of that still escapes me.

(561) 745 6878, hoozah.

Justin | 11:28 PM