The above statement's owner will not be revealed in this post, but sparks an interesting theoretical discussion, with myself (nobody else reads this stuff, right?).

It is however, a problem, just as you can't eat Cheerios every day without it beginning to taste like reprocessed cardboard, we require a frequent infusion of fresh porn to jerk off to to keep us happy.

Why is this? I think the simple truth is - been there, done that - we can survive on old porn, but why would we want to? Another possible answer is that we've literally seen it all, and therefore we are in constant search for something that takes it to the next level, or does something old in a new way. After you've seen a guy whip his dick out of one girl's ass and stick it in another's mouth, you've pretty much reached the mountain top, how much more "over the top" can you get without ending up on the FBI's watch-list? I really don't know, but I fear for my freedom.

This usually leads to the inevitable question from our significant other, "Why do you need porn? Why do you even need to jerk off for that matter?!" I say to you women - calm the fuck down, to my knowledge you are not supplied with an on/off switch that we may take advantage of, so when you're not available, porn always is... and is ready to meet us with a smiling face - usually covered in... ahem, but I digress.

Some say the hormone thing is an excuse, I beg to differ, if there's any woman out their that jerks off more than your average guy, they are an anomaly, and need medical attention.

Another possible answer to your beloved's question is this: we've been doing this for so long it's a hard habit to break, I've got 5 minutes to spare... hey, why not...? Sound crazy? Not if you've been jerking off even before there was any mess to clean up. Get with the programme.

The more problematic question that may arise, is this: "What, I'm not enough for you? Because I'm not a slut like the whores in your videos?" If you've got a lady like this fellas, it's time to think about cutting them loose - they will only get angrier, feel more alienated, and feel as though they can never live up to the women or acts in your favourites list, this can only end poorly. Unless you can somehow make them understand you're with them because you WANT to be - not because you can take them to a gang-bang - you're pretty fucked in the long run, and not in a good way.

However women, make no mistake, even though a guy may not require the things he jerks off to of his own girlfriend, he's definitely game for it, and if you get onboard only good things can come from it, trust us ;) (Will that ploy really work? Hey I tried...)

So there are my 6am thoughts on porn and its affects on the women that actually do fuck us, now it's time I open on Windows Media Player and get ready for bed... ;)

Goodnight.

Justin | 5:15 AM